Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Everybody needs to just calm down...

Ebola.

I am not trying to minimize the seriousness of those currently affected by this horrible disease. However, two cases is not enough to get worked up over. Two out of 317 million is .0000063 percent of the population. I realize this is a big scary disease, but how many of you caught SARS? West Nile? H1N1?

My coffee time travels!
Are you feeling me? Should we keep aware of the situation? Sure. And if Dallas falls under a citywide quarantine...then PANIC! But right now...let's all just sip our coffee and take a deep breath. And that brings me to my newest obsession... COFFEE CUPS! I LOVE THEM! I am always keeping my eyes open for a new and interesting mug to add to my collection.

Beep...boop...whistle!
I drink way more coffee than I probably should, but since I don't do drugs, smoke, or consume alcohol, I figure I am allowed this one vice. And since I am a daily consumer of the bitter brew of the gods, I like to have interesting vessels in which to sip from.

I posed for this mug BEFORE my morning cup. Mroar!

No cream, no sugar. Just straight up black and bitter. And since Denise likes to surprise me from time to time with "flowers" for keeping the house clean, cooking, getting her lunch ready every day before she goes to work, she brings me a new and interesting cup when she comes home from work. And now, since I have implored you to relax, I leave you with something from a much simpler time. So...relax...everything will be okay.




And if that didn't work...listen to Frankie. Frankie say...

Monday, October 13, 2014

Coffee with Caroline...

Not long ago, I opened the door to my readers and invited them to ask me questions. One reader in particular has sent me well over 100 questions. I have decided to take some of these on Mondays and answer them over my morning coffee.

I hope you enjoy this new little feature. And remember, you can still send me your questions anytime. Maybe this coffee thing will become a round-table discussion. But for now...

1)       Say a person has an above average addiction to chocolate, would that person become violent to anyone or anything standing in the way of getting what chocolate remains edible around his/her location?  Just asking because…um..you know, just curious.

I think that person becomes a deranged maniac and starts killing at random due to absolute frustration.

But seriously, I think all sorts of people with a wide variety of addictions--everything from chocolate to coffee, to smoking--are going to have a rough first few months. But the body will "detox" as it were. Also, that desire to survive might help flush the system and alter the priorities.

2)       How long do you think you and your’s could survive during a Zombie Apocalypse?

Denise and I have talked about this. I have what I would consider an average to above average chance. Her...well...not so much.

3)       Would you ‘Bug Out’ or ‘Bug In’?

We live in a rural location, so there is a chance that we could fortify our home and make a go of it here. The only down side is that we are about a mile and a half from the Clackamas River. Water would be vital, so it is likely that we would have to re-locate.

4)       Why haven’t more people tried bugging in?  Your books generally have them running hell bent for leather away, why have there not been many staying put?

I think what gets missed is sort of what I mentioned above...the NEED for water. Once the grid goes down, taps are dry. Unless you are by a ready source, you are in trouble.

5)       If a person is currently in a long distance relationship and the z-virus breaks out, what do you think the chances are of one reaching the other?  That is, say one tells the other, “Don’t leave that area!  I will find you, I will come for you, wait for me!”

While fine for a movie like The Last Mohican, I think it is a doomed idea. You are talking about putting yourself in grave danger to get to somebody that you have never actually met in person. I think Alyson Hannigan is the only person I would put myself at that degree of risk to get to in a zombie apocalypse. (Note: My wife gave me permission for that last statement.)

So, there you have it. Just some fun and random questions. See ya Wednesday. Until then, have an excellent start to your week.

Friday, October 10, 2014

If the Zombie Apocalypse struck, Portland, Oregon...

Many of you know that the new DEAD book, DEAD: Reclamation is coming soon. Halloween to be more precise (unless you are coming to my book signing on the 25th where early copies will be available). However, some a re mourning the 12th book already as the end. That is only partially true. While the characters that you have come to know and love (or hate) will be taking a final bow, the DEAD: Snapshot {insert town here} series is just beginning. The beauty of the DEAD: Snapshot series is that each book will be a stand alone title. Even more fun, I am compiling my list of towns to wipe out based on reader response! The only time I am not doing that is with the first book. I am setting it in my neck of the woods...Portland, Oregon. (But expect a character from Estacada to make his or her presence known since THAT is where I actually live.)

The following is a sneak peek:



1

It Begins

“…as reports continue to come in, we will do our best to keep you informed,” the pretty blond talking head on the television said.
Ken Simpson was not fooled in the slightest. He opened his hall closet and pulled the long, black case out from behind his array of coats, jackets, hoodies, and windbreakers.
Walking in to his living room, he glanced out the huge picture frame window to the street. It was just getting dark and there were no signs of kids playing or joggers pounding the sidewalk. He was about to return his attention to the case when something caught his eye. It was the Calloway dog.
Brandy or Bailey or some other alcohol related name. He never cared enough to remember, and that was a good thing. If Ken Simpson knew the name of a dog in the neighborhood, chances are it usually ended up with a pellet in the ass. This dog had never used his yard as its personal toilet. Of course that spoke more of the owner, Ken knew that. But, since he would probably have ended up in jail a long time ago if he’d been shooting the dogs’ owners instead of the dogs—
The dog stopped suddenly and craned its head back over its shoulder. The animal bared its teeth, growling loud enough to be heard in the house. Ken moved to the door and opened it. The Golden Retriever paused and turned his direction. Its collar and leash were on, but the chunky balding man who he always saw at the other end of that bright pink leash was nowhere to be found.
A low moan made Ken look down the street in the same direction the dog was looking. What he saw actually made his knees buckle just a little. The owner of the Golden Retriever was headed this way.

***

Rose Tinnes followed the winding road as it took her deep into Washington Park. She loved her evening runs even more now that she had shed almost two hundred pounds of useless fat: her husband…make that ex-husband Frank. The last straw had been when she caught him following her in his car.
Frank had been certain that her running was nothing more than a rouse to hide the fact that she was having an affair. He had said that it provided the perfect alibi when she came home drenched in sweat. Maybe if he’d gotten his fat ass off the couch on occasion he would understand that a person can sweat if they actually performed some sort of physical activity that did not involve holding the controller to an Xbox.
At almost six feet tall, Rose was a slender young woman. Twenty-six years old in a week, she was in the best shape of her life physically. The divorce had taken some emotional toll, but she knew she would recover from that in no time. Her shoulder-length hair was brown, but got just a shade lighter in the summer to where she could pass for sandy blond. Her athletic figure had been a source of disappointment when she was younger and many of her girlfriends were starting to look more feminine, but now she was almost grateful. Breasts were a pain when it came to running. Besides, it kept men’s eyes on her face; unless they were fans of legs and buns.
Her earbuds were pumping some nice classical as she pushed herself just a bit harder when she reached the steepest hill of her run. Some folks might like to jam the hard stuff when they ran, but Rose found that classical took her away from the world and almost made her forget that she was running.
She came to a sharp switchback turn and knew that she was hitting the toughest part of her trek. It was sheer reflex that allowed her to leap Justin the nick of time to avoid the figure sprawled across the narrow road.
Her hands swiped at the thin cords, yanking the earbuds free. Out of habit, she had already hit the button that paused her run tracking app. She hated nothing more than being timed while she stood waiting to cross a street; it completely screwed up her average per mile pace.
“Hey?” she called softly. She took a tentative step forward and realized that the dark shadow on the road was from a slowly growing pool of blood.
Plucking her phone free from the armband she wore, Rose quickly called 9-1-1. After a few seconds as the signal bounced its way to a tower, there was the blessed sound of ringing. After over a dozen rings, Rose glanced at her display to ensure she had dialed correctly.
“You have reached the City of Portland Emergency Dispatch Center…all lines are currently busy…” the computerized voice droned.

***

Jason Johnson stepped through the gate. It wasn’t much, but in that single step, he had gone from being an inmate and “guest” of the Oregon Department of Corrections to being a free man. Well, sort of anyway. He still had a parole officer to report to, but he knew that was going to be temporary. He would be walking the straight line this time.
This latest stint down had cost him everything. Apparently that had been what it took for him to decide that he needed to make some major life changes. He’d walked away from the gang inside. That had been tough. The subsequent assaults to try to get him to change his mind had been futile. If nothing else, they had convinced him that he was on the right path.
The large city bus pulled up to the stop and he climbed aboard. The driver gave him that look. It was obvious. The old version of Jason would have said something nasty to the obscenely overweight man who had given him the stink eye as he swiped the state-issued card that would provide him with bus fare for the next forty-eight hours. This version simply smiled politely and walked to the rear of the bus.
Sitting down, he took a moment to look around. It had been seven years this time. An old home invasion he had actually committed before his last stretch had come back to haunt him. One of the guys on that ride had been busted for some major shit. He had dropped dimes on everybody in the crew in order to get a deal put on the table that would not see him strapped to a table and given the lethal needle.
Jason stared out the window as the bus rumbled past a strip mall. He spotted a coffee shack and his mouth began to water in response. Then he saw something else that made him question his eyesight. Reaching up, he tugged the cord that rang the chime indicating the driver needed to stop at the next bus stop.
He jumped up as the bus slowed. The driver seemed to give the brakes an extra hard tap which sent him lurching forward. Jason’s eyes shot up and locked on those of the driver as he scowled in his big rearview mirror.
“Not worth it, pal,” he whispered to himself.
The doors opened with a hiss and Jason gripped his small carry bag and jumped off. He would catch the next one. He still had a few hours before he needed to be at his PO’s office. He had seen something, and if he saw what he thought he saw, maybe he would start off on a good foot with whoever got his case. Besides, when he got on that next bus, it wouldn’t be right in front of the Columbia River Correctional Institution. Maybe the driver would just treat him like every other passenger.
Jason ran across the lot and headed for the alley that ran alongside the strip mall. There was a dingy cinder block wall that made an alley along the side of the mall and allowed just enough room for a pedestrian or bicycle.
As he got close, he could hear something odd. It sounded like wet slurping or smacking, like somebody with really bad table manners. That had him puzzled. He rounded the corner and froze.
He had believed that he had spotted a possible rape in progress. He had seen the figure grab the other and drag it down. Jason had just assumed…
“My God,” he breathed.
A body was, in fact, sprawled on the asphalt. There was a dark pool spreading out from it. However, the attacker was not raping the victim. In fact, the attacker was a woman. But her face was a dark mask. He knew it was blood despite the early morning hour preventing any real light as gloomy shadows struggled to maintain their foothold for just a while longer.
The victim was on his back. Despite the relative darkness, Jason could see that the man had been ripped open at the belly. The woman had had her face buried in that ugly tear until he arrived on the scene. Now, her head was up, something dark and thick dripping from her mouth and landing with a wet splat on the concrete.
Jason backed up and turned to run, but a bright flash of white light blinded him momentarily and caused him to halt. The light blinked off and an older lady emerged from her car. She eyed Jason with suspicion. After all, it was barely six in the morning, and here he was at the edge of the alley running alongside the strip mall, caught in the headlights just as he was obviously about to flee.
“I don’t want any trouble,” the woman warned in a shaky voice, Her hand went into her pocket and emerged gripping a phone.
“Call the cops!” Jason exclaimed.
He glanced over his shoulder just as the woman in the alley was taking her first steps his direction. But then the man on the ground sat up, his insides spilling from the hole torn in his gut. The older lady with the phone looked confused.
“Call them…NOW!” Jason spun and backed up, his eyes not daring to leave the sight of the pair heading his way from that dark alley. He heard an audible gasp as the pair emerged.
Good, he thought, now maybe she will call—
The thought vanished when he heard the thud and a soft clatter. He spun to see the woman lying unconscious on the ground, her phone a few feet away where it had skittered after her hand relaxed and let go.
Without giving it another thought, he ran to the woman, scooped her up and carried her to the car. The driver’s side door was still open and he shoved her in, pushing her awkwardly over to the passenger’s seat.
As he put the car in gear and stomped on the gas, he had the briefest thought. Maybe I would have been safer in prison.

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Never thought it would happen to me, but...

Get your mind out of the gutter. This isn't one of THOSE stories. Nope, this one is a moment of basking in the glow of something truly amazing. I will be the first to say that I am blessed to do what I love for a living. I get to write. What makes it cooler is that it is something I have long been a fan of...ZOMBIES.

Things started to really take off just over two years ago. (Has it really/only been that long?!) I know there are some who do better, and others that do worse than me when it comes to sales. But last month was a landmark. First, I had a title that broke 3,000 units sold for the month. Up until then, I'd only ever broken 1,000 of a single title in a month. I flirted with 2K, but never saw it happen. In September, I shot right past 2K and went straight to 3K! I kept thinking there had to be some sort of mistake.

To add to my happiness, I broke the 10,000 total units sold on Audible! Now, again, there might be many writers who shot past that or do so on a monthly basis. I do about 1,000 audio books a month, and since DEAD: The Ugly Beginning came out on Audible, it has been a game changer for me. I remember when I used to MAYBE sell 30-40 units a month.

I actually feel like a writer. Say what you will about "doing it for the love of...blah, blah, blah..." Yes, I love what I do, but my blessings come from being able to make a living at what I love. And that means YOU have made this happen.

I know that I have said it before, but it bares repeating...

Thank you.

Monday, October 6, 2014

A trip into the Wayback Machine!



Yep, it was another one of those weekends where, unless you were with me, you missed out on something amazing. Like my favorite ghoul, Ava Birch, I have a love for all things 80s. And while I was more often found at the Judas Priest and Van Halen Concerts, I also had/have a love for groups like Journey, Styx, and Foreigner. Journey was "kissin' music". Seriously, if you went to high school in the early 80s, then you know exactly what I am saying.

All the Schon talent without the afro.
I saw these guys at Harefest this summer, but to be able to experience them up close in a more intimate venue (GREAT JOB to the folks at The Douglas Fir Lounge) was a treat. Stone In Love is not only spot on in the sound of their talented musicians, but in the most important and difficult place...VOCALS. I defy most men to try and nail the sound if Steve Perry. My voice cracks just thinking about it. But once you hear Kevin, you will be transported to those glory days of the power ballad. And, fellas, it is normal to be jealous. Seriously, I was surrounded by a throng of women (from 21 to 61) who wanted to take him home and have their way. Simply put, his voice is butter. He had them eating out of his hand from the moment he took the stage with all that energy and started in on "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)."

Driving the car with bass...and a hidden vocal gem lurks behind the keyboards.

And all of that is fine, but it means nothing if the band does not pull their weight. Trust me...they do. The guitar work was stellar and the timing being kept by bass and drums were stellar. I was also impressed with the backing vocals. A lot of times, that gets dialed down to almost inaudible, but the band really holds their own. That is most apparent with the song "Anytime." And as a side note, the drummer is a blast to watch. It is obvious that he loves what he is doing. I am reminded of John Mayer. If you have ever seen Mayer perform, you know he is into it by watching his face...same goes with Jason Fellman, drummer for Stone In Love.

The rest of the rhythm engine...

The band nails every aspect of the Journey sound. So, if you are a fan, I suggest checking out their website, Facebook page, or the J-Fell Presents page for the next show date info. Besides Stone In Love, you will find a number of other amazing acts to catch and the venues where you will find them.


I would be remiss if I did not mention the opening act, original artist, Stephanie Schneiderman. She reminded me of an uptempo Laura Gibson. Her voice is beautiful. My only problem was that most people were still just talking and visiting, so she was tough to hear at times unless you were up front. But when you tuned out the crowd and listened...you were treated to something wonderful.

Friday, October 3, 2014

You have been warned...




One of the things people love/hate about my books is the fact that nobody is safe. I hate predictability. And I am not a fan of the know-it-all types who fashion unlikely escapes that would leave MacGyver shaking his head and saying, "Damn!"

I have said many times that I do not write with an outline. I allow the story to form around the words that come. Unfortunately, that has actually led to endings for characters that came as a surprise to me just as much as they did you.

Coming soon...

As the 10th DEAD book began to unfold, I had ideas for most of my story lines. But a few had me absolutely flummoxed. I did as I always do, I started writing and let the story tell me where it was going to go. Maybe it was something I ate, or maybe it was the fatigue from the most recent cycle of the P90X workout, but it got dark and ugly pretty quick.

Before I knew it, I was on the way to someplace that will make a few readers back up and re-read the events leading up to where this eventually goes. I never apologize for how some characters come to an end. After all, this is a zombie apocalypse.

I even considered at one point scrapping everything I wrote and starting over. Alas, that would not be true to what I have created in this series. So remember, as you sit down to a DEAD book...whether it is book one, The Ugly Beginning, or the 10th, Reclamation...sometimes, evil wins. Sometimes, the good guys fail, and sometimes...a friend dies.

My trailer tells you, "Nobody is safe!" 

You have been warned.

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

I write zombie stories...and damn good ones!

The new DEAD is coming soon!

Before we take a stroll and I share some stuff about zombie fiction, let me welcome you to October. In this house, that is like Christmas, and that is why I am giving away AT LEAST one audio book a day. So pay attention to my author page on Wastebook and watch to win. To thank you for actually clicking on my blog, I am giving away a bonus title today to start...so, leave a remark or email me (at twbrown.maydecpub@gmail.com) telling me which of my titles would start your Halloween month of perfectly and be watching your in box! Also, the first person to give feedback on the new DEAD cover for DEAD: Reclamation (see above) wins a gifted copy of ANY of my titles! And yes, you can win as many times as you like this month. No limits.


I write zombie stories. WAIT! From some of you, I can already hear the collective groans. Zombies? Hasn’t that been done to death? (Pardon the pun.) Actually, I agree with you in a way. It seems you can’t drop in to a writer’s group without seeing a dozen zombie books being pedaled. So what could I possibly have to say that might interest you? Well, if you like a good bit of controversy, stick around, because I am going to tell you what is wrong with the zombie-writing masses, and why MY books stand out from them. Along the way, I will give you some others who have been getting it right, but I am really serious when I say I will step on some toes. Hopefully, when you finish reading this, you might give a zombie book a try. If it is mine, great, and if it is one of the few I mention, that is good too.


I’ve been in love with the zombie genre for decades. I saw the original Dawn of the Dead in the theater…and that was it for me. Ever since then, they have been my guilty pleasure. However, it wasn’t anything I ever set out to write. Actually, Dakota (originally listed as by Todd Brown, but it has the TW Brown updated byline) is the first novel I wrote. The first whack I took at zombies came after reading Monster Island by DavidWellington. It was then that I was enrolled in a college Creative Writing class. I figured it would be fun, and so I penned my first piece as an assignment. The instructor pulled me up after the next class and raved. She told me it was obvious that I loved the subject and that I should write something longer.


I am one of those people who has to study things and do lots of research. So…I started reading all the zombie fiction I could. However, there wasn’t much. This was just before the indie/self-published highway exploded into the massive beast it is today. I found a few good titles: (The afore-mentioned) Monster Island, The Rising, Dying to Live, Day by Day Armageddon, and of course…World War Z. Unfortunately, I also found some really awful stuff out there. Names aren’t important, that isn’t what this is about. However, I will give you a few things to look for when shopping the market that are dead giveaways in just a bit.

Ahh...those first original covers...
When I set down to write my series, DEAD (The Ugly Beginning, Revelations, Fortunes &Failures,  Winter, Siege & Survival, Confrontation, Reborn, Darkness Before Dawn, Spring and the soon-to-be released Reclamation), I wanted to make it about the characters…NOT the zombies. Sure, there is death and destruction…all the stuff zombie fans like. However, I decided to go the way of one of my all-time favorite novels, The Stand, and bring in a large cast of characters. Then, using a format inspired loosely by George R. R. Martin’s Game of Thrones, I rotated the chapters through various perspectives. I created heroes and villains of all shapes, sizes, ages, and sexes.


As the story unfolded, I refused to write an outline in order to prevent becoming linear. I soon found pages going by with little or no mention of the undead. Over time, I created people that fans of the series have built bonds with, learned to love, and in some cases…hate.


I didn’t reinvent the wheel...or the zombie. But having sold a few thousand copies, I feel I have created something that resonates with not only the zombie fans, but with those outside the genre as well. So what is the big secret? I read what is out there. After a while, a lot of it began to squish together in a mass of pulp not worthy of recycling. It was the same story over and over with cardboard cutouts of generic characters who I cared little or nothing for. It was violence and gore for violence and gore’s sake. I could predict who would live or die within a page or two. Most were simply regurgitating the Romero premise: band of “good” guys hole up and create bastion, gang of “bad” guys come and spoil it and (most) everybody dies in a big (anti) climactic battle in the end.


So here is my first tip: Read the negative reviews first. Do they all mention the same things?  Bad grammar, poor editing…etc? There is a disturbing trend in the indie scene of core groups basically spamming Amazon with Five-star reviews for each other. So look around and note the names writing the glowing reviews that completely contradict the one- and two-star reviews. This may seem odd, but even my own negative reviews are helpful if you are considering one of my titles. One person said I spent too much time on description, too many characters, too much detail…not enough gore. I am okay with that. That coincides with the positive ones that enjoyed my character-rich stories, my descriptive voice, and my detail. Not all negative reviews are BAD reviews.


That brings me to my second tip: If the writer receives a bad review and has to roam the social media for people to rub their bruised ego and talk about how “ignorant and hateful” the negative reviewer is…run! Negative reviews happen. They hurt me no less than any other writer, but I NEVER respond to a negative review with a defense, nor do I ask others to refute the bad review in order to make me feel better about myself as a writer.


I want to take few minutes to talk about what makes my stuff stand out from the rest. (Not just mine, but also books like The Walking Dead, Breathers, The Loving Dead, and The Zombies of Lake Woebegotten.) Characters. It is really that simple. While each of these tales feature zombies, they are much more than simply “zombie” books. They are STORIES. There is a difference. I could do an entire column about the poor editing, bad formatting, and all the rest. However, a good story can still overcome that if it has characters you care about. The best example I have of that is Eden. Some reviews blasted the lack of editing (I have been told it has been redone, but can’t say for sure) but they missed the wonderful work the writer did creating characters that had depth.


When I write, I try to get into the mind of the character I am writing to the point where it has been known to affect my actual mood. I have music for specific moods that I play while writing certain things and could do a column on that too, but I don’t really think it would be all that exciting. Mostly because what works for me likely won’t work for others…some, but that would narrow the audience.

It all started here.
So here is my challenge to those of you who might’ve turned your nose up at my opening line…if you like a good story, it doesn’t matter if it is zombies or zeppelins; broaden your horizon. At least say you tried it and THEN hated it. Heck, email me and I will gift you a Dead: The Ugly Beginning or Zomblog for free. I am banking on you becoming invested in the CHARACTERS that you will want to read the rest of the series. But if not…that is okay, too.