Monday, August 18, 2014

Muffy Bunny turns evil(-ish)!

As some of you may know, my newest book, soon-to-be-released, is Next, on a Very Special That Ghoul Ava. I am thrilled to say that I have the new cover by talented artist, +Thomas-Andy Butnariu. So, tell me what you think!


My good friend, +Beth Voydat  (but always Muffy Bunny to me) was actually the inspiration for this episode's villain cover model. AND, she picked the supernatural being that would play a key role in this tale. The gwyllion!

Friday, August 15, 2014

Stop being such a dick...

As I sit down to write this, I could go two ways. The first is to put somebody on blast. The problem with that is that, no matter how small, I am a public figure as a writer. Would coming out and ripping somebody a new one (I am talking using names and everything) be a turn off? And what about the backlash from the friends/fans/followers of the person I punched in the throat with my little blog? They would get all mad and stuff. Then a shot would be fired in return. I really don't have the energy for that.

The other way I could go is to say "HA! Gotcha!"

That might confuse you for a moment until I explain. Blog posts that I have put up with a headline that veers towards a negative slant are viewed in some cases five time the amount of normal posts. Oh yeah...I started paying attention last year. My post titles "A punch in the face...and a hug" received over three times the views as my "Warriors, Spartans, and Maniacs...oh my!" post. Now it could be that many people do not care about mud/obstacle course running, or the training involved...but that is simply one quick example. Across the board, my "controversial" (read critical) posts get blown up with views. When I say thank you or post a review, those posts reach triple digits in views, but my only posts in the four digit views are ones that can be perceived as negative or salacious.

So why is that?

Have we truly devolved to the point where negativity, name-calling, and meltdowns are more worthy of our attention? So, I have a challenge. Oh yeah...this is another chance to get ignored and hear nothing but crickets.

My challenge does not involve a bucket of ice water, and there is no monetary penalty for ignoring it, but here it is:

Either in the comments here or on the link you found this post, say something nice to somebody that you might not have spoken to for a while. Be sure to tag them. Or...just say something nice to a friend and let them know that you care or are thinking of them. You never know when fate will take them from you forever. If today was their last day...what would you want that person to know? Say it, tag them, and encourage them to spread some goodness this weekend.

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Future Sound of London

I write to music.

It is a fact. I use music to set the mood for me when I sit down to work on my DEAD series. The main artist that I listen to is The Future Sound of London. You can actually find my writing playlist on Spotify: "Music for writing the DEAD series." (Oh yeah...I LOVE my Spotify playlists!)





Their album, "Dead Cities" is a staple to my playlist. I love it because of the energy. It can be dark, frantic, and even mundane at times. There are no lyrics, so I can just let the music flow over me like honey as I hammer away. There are other artists that I listen to (Mars Lasar, Tomita, and Goblin, just to name a few), but if I ever saw a screen adaptation of my work, I would beg and plead for FSOL to produce the soundtrack.

So, here is my little question...for those of my writing compadres who listen to music while writing...what is on your "must hear" soundtrack? And for everybody else, if you could put any of my work to music, who are some of the artists that fit? (No fair giving Ava a soundtrack, hers is built in to the chapter titles already!)

Monday, August 11, 2014

You asked for it...you got it...

******BIG FAT SPOILER!!!******

I love my logo!

Okay, You have been warned. What follows is the opening scene from the 10th book in the DEAD series, DEAD: Reclamation. That scene will be a bit of a spoiler for anybody not up to date with book 9. Also, it lets a major cat out of the bag in regards to what you can expect from this 3 book arc (Books 10-12). Some people might not think it is a big deal, but my inner circle of confidants have all expressed that this is sort of a big deal (which is why I have kept it secret for so long...I have known this was coming since book 5).

So, if you want to be surprised in October and discover this "twist" for yourself...read no further.

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Thalia

Billy Haynes once told me that you can get somebody to talk just by leaving them in a room full of items that look like they would cause a great deal of pain. I hope it works.
“Is he secured, Thalia?” Dr. Zahn asked.
“Yes, ma’am,” I said as I shut the door behind me.
“Then you should get up to HQ. Billy is setting the roster for the next patrol. And don’t forget that your little brother is over at the garden. You are supposed to pick him up on the way home.”
“I know.” I sure hope I didn’t sound as annoyed as I felt.
My name is Thalia Rosa Hobart. I am little Stevie Hobart’s big sister…daughter of Steve, and I can’t remember a time when zombies did not exist.

***

“No activity has been seen in the La Grande valley for three months,” Billy was saying as he stood at the front of the huge room in front of the hell notated and hand drawn map on the wall.
“And when did the wind turbines around Island City get yanked down?” a voice from somewhere in front of me asked.
“Best guess is within the last two weeks.” Billy did not hide his grimace of annoyance.
Seriously, this was stuff that the rumor mill had been spitting out for the past ten days. Why would anybody ask that question? The only person that stupid—
“So why have we waited this long to send a team down?” Kayla Brockhouse asked as she stood up, probably so that people could see that stupid look on her face…and her boobs. She thought those were the answer to everything.
I fought the urge to yank her back down into her chair by that curly blond hair of hers that she grew out well beyond regulation. Just another example of how those stupid bumps on her chest acted like some sort of male brain damage inducer. Her squad leader apparently found his eyes unable to go high enough up her body to see that she had at least three inches past the collar. I wonder if zombies are that stupid.
Mroar…oh…you have boobs? Well, never mind then, I’ll go eat somebody else.
“Something funny, Miss Hobart?” Billy’s voice snapped me out of my daydream.
“Uhh…no?” Damn, had that sounded like a question?
He gave me a nasty glare and I patted myself on the back for not sticking my tongue out. Billy had never been the same since losing Katrina. She’d been on a routine security patrol a few years ago. Her team had never returned. There had been some frantic searching that revealed nothing. Eventually, Billy disappeared. He returned almost a month later…different.
It did not take a genius to know what he’d found out there. Still, he never talked about it…ever. At least not to anybody who might leak anything. I am pretty sure that he told Dr. Zahn. She would go to the grave with whatever it was he had said in those few days that he stayed in the doc’s office.
“As I was saying…” Billy gave me one more tight lipped grimace, and then continued, “…the reason we have not gone down there is because ZH-Seven was in the area between us and them.”
ZH-Seven wasn’t the largest zombie herd, but it did number well over a half a million. You did not want that crossing between you and home if you could help it. Herds were really the only thing about zombies that anybody was concerned about these days. In fact, most times, if you passed a single or a small group, you just ignored it. It wasn’t worth the time or the energy.
The reality was that zombies were still very dangerous. You only went head-to-head with one if you absolutely had no choice. The logic was that you couldn’t get bitten if you were not within range of their mouths. The hope that those things would fall over had long since vanished. Nobody could explain it. It defied biology (according to people that knew about that sort of thing).
“The route is now clear and we want to send a full field team down to observe only.” He really emphasized those last three words and practically shouted that last one.
There was a ripple in the room. We seldom sent full field teams anymore. That was a relic from the days when you could still scavenge from abandoned homes and such. Those cupboards had been bare for a long time. If it wasn’t already cleaned out, then it was well past its expiration date.
Full field teams had a six person squad with a full armament load out, two scouts, and a medic. We almost never allowed a medical person leave on a run. While the danger was slim, the mind set was that it was stupid to risk such a valuable resource. As it was, the first class had just graduated, swelling our number of trained medical persons from five to eight.
Dr. Zahn had put together a program and was in charge of making sure the medics knew what they were doing. She had help from Sunshine, a lady who knew her stuff when it came to herbs and natural remedies. Also, there was this lady named Cynthia Bird. She had been a veterinarian. Dr. Zahn relied on her a lot when it came to training—mostly because the doc did not have the patience.
The other two medical people in the community had been EMTs. One was this man named Greg Carrigan. Greg was one of The Immune. He had lost his right hand in the early days. He never smiled much, but he always had a nice word to say.
“The team will leave just before dawn tomorrow,” Billy announced. “Jim Sagar will be leading. The patrol list is posted. Check it on your way out. If you are on it, then you are excused from any tower watch you might have been assigned. That is all.”
Everybody got up and started for the door. I was falling in, ready to go pick up my brother when Billy called.
“Thalia, a word please.”
I sighed. He was probably going to give me a bunch of grief about not paying attention. He was always riding me and giving me a hard time. Sometimes I wondered if I had ticked him off when I was little and this was some form of revenge. I let everybody pass, but I noticed Kayla give me a nasty look on the way out. One of these days I was going to catch her alone…and when I did…
“I wanted to tell you instead of your seeing it on the board,” Billy said by way of greeting. You are on the team for this run.”

Friday, August 8, 2014

Sneak a peak?

So, here is my dilemma...

I have begun work on my newest book in the DEAD series, DEAD: Reclamation. My problem is that I usually post a little sneak preview once the story is up and running. I like to throw those out to whet the appetite. However, to do so for book 10 would be a HUGE spoiler if you have not read the series, and even more important, if you have not read book 9, DEAD: Spring.

So, since most who read this are some of my most stalwart and loyal fans, I put it to you...do I post a sneak preview? Or...do I just make you wait until October?

Next on my list of things to worry myself with is my Zomblog series. For a while, it was my biggest seller. Granted, I always wanted the DEAD series to be my legacy, but to say that the sales for Zomblog have been lackluster is a gross understatement. Even worse, the audio version (book 1 came out in July of 2013) has sold less combined copies than my latest DEAD audio release, Book 6--DEAD-Confrontation sold in a matter of its first month.

I guess I need to get the word out and that brings me to this simple task. Today, I will post everything you need to grab Zomblog on audio FOR FREE!. If you listen and then review it, all you need to do is email me and I will set you up with the second book in the series, and so on until you have completed the series.

Also, the first five people to email me at twbrown.maydecpub@gmail.com get the same deal. So, the first person to use this code wins! (And if you are using Audible.co.uk, then just email me and I will set you up. This code is only good for US subscribers.)

2.      Enter the download code into the "Redeem Your Promotional Code" field and click "Redeem". FQ7SHHBGWN9W6 (you can simply copy and paste)
3.      If you’re not an Audible customer you’ll need to create a new Audible.com account. Don’t worry, you can use your Amazon account to do this.
4.      Follow the instructions. You’ll have 1 credit applied to your account.
5.      Go to Zomblog  listing [http://www.audible.com/pd/Fiction/Zomblog-Book-1-Audiobook/B00E6CY7PM/]
6.      Add it to your cart. When you check out you’ll see an option to apply the free credit.
7.      Listen. Enjoy. Review.

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Last Call for a free That Ghoul Ava audiobook.

Get it HERE!

Okay...this will be the last time for a while. I am searching for some people who want to dive into the world of the audiobook. I need you to be dedicated to not only listening, but also posting a review (good or bad) that lets me know what you think about the story, characters, and even the narrator(s).

Get this one HERE!
I have three titles (one is the short that got the series rolling) so far and am just about ready to wrap the fourth one with a bow and release it to the world. However, these books need some people who will tell the world...act as a "word of mouth". 
And this one can be nabbed HERE!
Ava is quirky and different. And honestly, I think she is about as "mainstream" as I will ever get as a writer. I make no bones when I say that this series is where I pin my commercial hopes. Face it, my DEAD series just has too much going on to ever see the big or little screen. Maybe ZOMBLOG...but, I honestly believe that That Ghoul Ava has the chops make it in a screen adaptation.

So...if you want a free series on Audible where all you have to do is post an honest review, then now is your chance. And if you have NEVER tried an audio book...now would be a great time to try because you won't have to pay a penny! Just email me at twbrown.maydecpub@gmail.com and you are good to go!

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Monday, August 4, 2014

"Friend" is NOT a verb...

Okay, I admit that I am a bit old...48. And maybe I am not always up on the latest trends. However, I feel that there is something chipping away at society and it needs to be said.

Friend is NOT a verb. A friend is somebody who is there for you in times of need and trouble. A friend is somebody who laughs with (or sometimes AT) you. A friend knows what you like and what you do not in the big scheme of things. A friend is not some random and anonymous person that clicked a button on social media. 

Can you make and meet real friends via the social media? Sure. I have a few people very near and dear to me that I would have never met otherwise. However, I feel that the "friend" feature of Wastebook has turned that word into something flimsy and lacking substance.

The whole social media thing has made communicating so difficult; not to mention, impersonal. When somebody posts some bit of tragic news on social media...I have a hard time hitting the "like" button. And if I am at a loss for what to say (or, Heaven forbid, miss the post) then it is if I did not show that I cared. And I am not the kind of person to type {hugs}. I give them...but I do not type them as a form of communication.

Worse still, is if you send a message and the person reads it with their own slant, you can be completely misunderstood. The word "whatever" can have a dozen meanings depending on how it is said...inflection of the voice, et cetera. What happened to picking up the phone?

So, while I doubt this will gain much traction...I invite  (notice that I did not say "challenge") you to actually CALL or...if you are feeling REALLY crazy, physically go see a REAL friend in your life. Let them know you do actually care, and that you might not read or respond to all of their posts. 

But you are still a friend:

1friend

noun  \ˈfrend\
: a person who you like and enjoy being with